I-1183

Bankrolled by Costco.

Potential fiasco.

A mí me da asco.

Facile Fuel

Up a hill on a bike, I break into a sweat;

When I get home, I clean out the larder.

Up a hill in a car, it's an easier bet:

I just mash on the gas pedal harder.

A Minor Infraction

(Mom asks cops to handcuff 5-year-old)

Your son's a budding firestarter.
Is a cop the best rebuff?
Though patient helping might be harder,
Parenting's best off the cuff!

Double Up on Calories!

Many people have died
'Cause of food that's been fried,
But of all the fast foods with a curse,
This corrupt "Double Down"
May be wearing the crown---
A creation for butter or worse.